Are We Ready For This?

"McMike" (mcmike) 05/13/2014 at 21:46 • Filed to: None

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Got this free in the mail today, AAA battery included.

I'm scared. What kind of beard do they think I have?

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Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > McMike 05/13/2014 at 21:48

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I doubles as a "personal massager."

McMike > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 05/13/2014 at 21:50

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(checks address again) nope, it's addressed to me..

Three speeds.

WTF is up with razor technology?

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > McMike 05/13/2014 at 21:51

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For shaving the taint?

crowmolly > McMike 05/13/2014 at 21:51

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They want to do everything except make it cheaper. Gillette had a Mach 3 with this feature too.

davedave1111 > McMike 05/13/2014 at 21:52

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The battery powers a mind-control device, I think. I might be wrong, but I stopped using mine after the battery ran out, and that can't just be a coincidence.

McMike > crowmolly 05/13/2014 at 21:55

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One blade, two blades, three blades, four blades, five blades, five blades with a little blade on the other side because the five blades can't get under your nose anymore.

Realize you can't do anymore blades?.. .make it VIBRATE!

crowmolly > McMike 05/13/2014 at 21:58

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Just wait. If you thought vibrating was bad, wait till you see what Gillette rolls out in the next 6 months.

McMike > crowmolly 05/13/2014 at 22:04

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OMG FACE ROOMBA

crowmolly > McMike 05/13/2014 at 22:06

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Off topic, but funny. A buddy of mine has a Roomba and loved it. Until his dog shit on the floor when he was out of the house. Ruined the carpeting in his living room. Apparently it's a "thing" with Roombas.

Jeff-God-of-Biscuits > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 05/13/2014 at 22:07

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Love the Freudian slip there